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What exactly is involved in a colon cleansing?
December 6th, 2009 · 31 Comments · Colon Cleansing FAQ
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I use a clorox wipe to wipe down the keyboard. Meg
A condom and a ruffie………………..Joe
My guess would be a hose..
http://www.targetwoman.com/articles/colon-cleansing.html
Wait, i’m wrong. That’s called "irrigation" 8|
bummer..is that anything like anal…
i just had one in the bathroom. man those hot wings cleaned me out.
A rubber tube is placed in your rectum and a constant supply of warm water mixed with some enzymes are rinsed in and out of your body. There are pros and cons on it some doctors say you are disturbing the good bacterias needed to digest. It’s kind of like a septic tank they say never pump one out unless you have a back up, if it’s working properly you leave well enough alone. For the cost and the discomfort I would leave well enough alone.
You go to the table dressed in one of those open back gowns you wear are the doctors office. Then you gotta lay on your side or back while they insert a tube into your butt hole. That tube attaches to a rubber baggie filled with water and something else, I’m not sure what they put in it. SO the water runs down the tube, into your bum, and your bum gets full of that watery stuff which makes you "blast" out all the stuff that’s in there. It makes you cramp really bad though, and I wouldn’t do something like that regularly–only when absolutely necessary like if your constipated or doc says you MUST have it done.
i thought a "cleansing" was when you drank a colon cleansing drink…a colonoscopy is the hose.
Remember bottle brushes from when the kids were babies? Well, bend over.
They shove a stick up your @ss.
A 14" rubber shlong and 2 pints of saltwater.
Seriously though; you can just go buy a 7 day cleansing pill, fluid or powder for about 10-20 bucks. It just loosens your uhhhh….. poo and quickens detoxification. If you are lean and/or healthy though you probably don’t need it. They showed on the Discovery channel once; x-rays of people that were 25-30 pounds overweight and they had on average, 6 pounds of feces in their system. Colon cleansing helps to remove that so a new diet or exercise program will work more effectively. There are other medical reasons though as to why this may need to be done; surgery for example.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great answers all! Bad idea from a medical point of view. Just eat a salad every day.
Drinking lots of nasty goo…..
Sitting on the pot for HOURS……
Then drinking more goo….
Sitting on the pot for many more hours until your BM is clear….
and
Then you feel like you are starving…..
Peace.
You DON’T want to know……
A tube, your azz and a whole lot of dran-o, good luck with that.
well lets put it this way… going to the bathroom alot and having a very sore as$ hole by all the wiping. get some baby wipes it helps with the hurting part.
It ain’t pretty honey don’t go there unless your doctor tells you to do it or die.
Drinking a whole lot of nasty liquid that literally flushes you clean…….
With me – A lot of xanax, the jaws of life, and a garden rake
Not a good idea!!!! Starvation, serious cramps, bloating, and if followed by a colonoscopy it’s way worse, plus the possibility of a puncture.
Trust me, dead serious, this is what you really wanna do — http://www.4life.com/shopping/categoryview.aspx?cid=198
I swear by it, been using the colon cleanse about once a year for ages now, or just use for a few days if I have a digestive upset, it totally works.
Essential it involves taking very strong laxatives or the equivalent and removing everything. An industrial strength ‘flush.’ It is mostly a hoax. Maybe, at the most, 1 in every 350,000 people will have a ‘clogged colon.’ In your colon was full of 30 pounds of ‘unremoved’ waste products your doctor would of noticed a long time ago. If someone is stupid enough to allow 30 pounds (using this number from the print ads and infomercials) of digested food remain in their colon THEY should be flushed down the toilet. The con artists are directing their pitch to the people who dream of losing 20-30 pounds in one day. Not you. 8>}
Ask your doctor about a ‘colonoscopy’ – it won’t cost you anything to hear the answer, BUTT, you WILL learn what it’s all about, and how it’s DONE! And, how THEY find out if it worked! THEY really ‘do’ LOOK for things while THEY do THEIR thing!
If you don’t want to see a Doctor… a HIGH, SOAP-SUDS enema will still ‘flush you’… BUt, you STILL need to know how much SOAP, What Kind of Soap, and how much WATER… And "I" am NOT going to be accused of ‘prescribing’!!!
I recommend you do a little more ‘reseach’…
Drink a 32 oz bottle of it. Park yourself NO MORE THAN 11 steps from the toilet and DON’T, I repeat DON’T go out to the store, church or get stuck in traffic! If you stray out of the safety zone, you’ll crap yourself.
Before you know it, you will be on the bowl crapping your brains out. 6-8 times in the first two hours. When you think your actually empty, you’ll crap more. About 12-14 times. Be ready for the different colors. Cut & flush regularly if you don’t have good gobbling power in your toilet.
Keep drinking water so you don’t get dehydrated.
COLON BLO – It does a body good
I find that eating three cans of Spam and a pot of pork-n-beans does the trick for me…
fiber to help you clean your colon out naturally
crapping after taking some nasty meds,then a lovely rubbery hose up the arse….oh the fun!
having to endure my mother in laws cooking for a week
From what I hear I just wanna eat more fibre. I do feel as sorry though, for the one who has that job. Yowee, they coulda got work at a water treatment place scooping out the ,,,UM,,, well I won’t say what, here.
Dallas
Think of it like the guys who pump out septic tanks. That’s how the tube and hose will feel.
After they may suggest this medicine. It’s called "Dam it all"
it’s either a ‘medical procedure’ or you can eat a few bran muffins. take your pick.
I had a quip but down side scared me with how much he knows about this…
if u need one that means the full of shlt people found out about u!!!!!!
Some cannibis brownies, followed by late night trip to "Ignacio’s Mobile Taqueria …." followed by some pepto mixed with rum